The (Not So) Super League is home to all some a few of the best clubs from all around Europe:

• REAL MADRID C.F.

• FC BARCELONA

• ATLÉTICO MADRID

• JUVENTUS F.C.

• INTER MILAN

• A.C. MILAN

• MANCHESTER UNITED F.C.

• MANCHESTER CITY F.C.

• LIVERPOOL F.C.

• TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR F.C.

• CHELSEA F.C.

• ARSENAL F.C.

The (Not So) Super League is comprised of twelve six three founding member clubs that will participate year upon year in the competition, with no risk of relegation. Colossal sums of cash will be distributed to these clubs as a reward for their vision and bravery in founding the league.

Three additional teams will be invited to join on as founding members, assuming three more teams can be convinced to sign on to this train wreck.

Additionally, we may deign to admit five further teams to each year’s competition on the basis of ‘merit’ (an outdated concept, we know - but you’ve got to throw the plebs a bone).